-Christina Ricci, why can't you do more stuff like this? Damn.
-Lisa Kudrow should've gotten an Oscar nomination, okay? Shut up.
-I can't tell, if you have one perfectly normal gay guy and one dimwitted bisexual guy in a movie, would Johnny Galecki's character count as offesnive? I hate political correctness, it's such a pain in the ass.
-This is one case, my friend, where voiceovers kind of work, okay.
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